Lord behold, we can go shopping again. Does that mean I’m gonna go shopping? Show my face in public? SOCIALIZE WITH PEOPLE IN PERSON? No, no it doesn’t. So here I am, staring at my cupboard trying to think of a quick dessert that doesn’t involve oats. A quick scan of my pantry and I […]
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Well… here we are, just you and I and my severely overweight cat that won’t stop trying to sit on my keyboard. I’m honestly concerned that the sheer force of him will crush my keypad alone. I’m also very nervous about my wine glass that he keeps lightly tapping when he thinks I’m not looking. […]
So it’s happening. The end of the world is near and all I have to show for it is a fucking 12 pack of shit tickets and 3 packets of two-minute noodles… I never thought it would end like this. With China playing the blame game over who ate the “cave chicken” first and the […]
Listen, this isn’t the first time you have felt this way. Wanting to tell someone at work to fuck off is normal. But how do you do it? How do you get around that Toby Flinderson of a HR rep, while expressing how you really feel? I’ll fucking tell ya how. Having rewatched the American Office […]